Im at strip club and am horny
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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