You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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