Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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