There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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