i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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