it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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