Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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