Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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