Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I understand Curling. That high.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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