i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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