: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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