yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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