If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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