respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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