That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
