Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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