the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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