hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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