OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he thought i was a dude.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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