he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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