I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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