That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
false alarm. still invincible.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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