I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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