This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
How external is "for external use only"?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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