I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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