I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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