It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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