That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Everything about him screamed your future.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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