He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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