I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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