normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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