I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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