it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Randomize
