we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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