doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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