he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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