When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Randomize