I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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