I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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