Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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