my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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