You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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