Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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