my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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