we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot