I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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