she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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