This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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