Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So vagazzling was a success
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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