There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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