I don't think brook has ever known best
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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