Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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