are you still at the devil's house?
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Randomize
