This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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