after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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