We're facebook friends in real life
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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