I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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