? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
How does one acquire holy water?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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