Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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