Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
please don't ironically join a cult
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